S1E10: Marston’s Special- A Trio of Great British Ales

We’re a perfect 10, but we wear a 12…well, I’m more in between a 14 and a 16 at the moment but please don’t judge, my Mom said it’s just a growth spurt. Coffee will stunt your growth, but excess ale consumption will stretch your girdle. And I have prom coming up !

Yes, the season finale has arrived but do not fear- we’ll be back to terrorize the living with an insatiable lust for human flesh in the new year, just leave us dead and buried ’til then OK ? And no, do not donate my body to medical science, not after that Bunsen burner incident in Year 8…marshmallow use in Biology is deeply frowned upon apparently. And bringing your own kindling.

Up tonight: A tasty trilogy from magnificent Marston’s, one of Britain’s primo producers. A treat for hungry booze hounds- Pedigree Amber Ale, we got an ETA on their EPA (right about now) and Wainwright, a golden oldie but a goodie. Cheers!

S1E6: Doom Bar Amber Ale and Innis & Gunn The Original Bourbon Barrel Scotch Ale

Grab that pistol cowboy- you got a dual on your hands. The Lager Logs is officially locked and loaded with six of the best and episodio sei is headin’ straight for ya with some malty mayhem in the old west tonight !

Instead of our usual sampling of historic hops, we shine the spotlight on a couple of new kids on the block and tonight, you got it…we’ll most certainly be hangin’ tough. And high. And a bit shrivelled. Kinda cold too…don’t be so mean, it’s a medical condition ! It’s got nothing to do with my choice to wear a thong.

Up tonight: A bit wet behind the ears but definitely not around the hand (that’s what bottles were invented for) razor Sharp’s Doom Bar and Edinburgh’s amber child, Innis and Gunn’s Original Bourbon Barrel Scotch ale. And if you thought that was a mouthful, you should try glassblowing. Honestly, it’ll do wonders for your didgeridooing. Cheers!