The Lager Yule-Logs Christmas Special

With a rapidly-expanding waistline, my bank account in minus figures and more white stuff on the ground than a Studio 54 bathroom stall, I have a hunch the holidays are here again…so I guess it's time for a little festive fun, as we bring you a couple of Noël numbers certain to leave our livers in mistle-woe.

Up tonight: Your nectar-knights storm the Castle in search of Eden's Christmas Ale, but are Brought-on to their knees by sword-swinging Santa's Stout. Cheers!

S3E3: Wild Beer Co’s Under the Sun Session Hazy IPA and Millionaire Milk Stout

Wild Beer appeared! And shucks, I'm all out of balls...I guess that's what you get for beating around the bush so often. Yes, it's time to join your favourite Caners once again as we try to on-the-lash 'em all!

Up tonight: We're over the moon to guzzle Under the Sun and then it's Million-hair of the dog Milk Stout to treat the hangover. Cheers!

S2E5: Manns Brown Ale and Diceman Stout

Time to take that right hand road again as we're goin' to Brownsville to pick up a couple of ebony beauties. I know it looks a little dicey but if you blow mine, we're guaranteed snake eyes...although I should really stop partaking in exotic food bets at the zoo.

Up tonight: The lads share a macho moment with Manns Brown Ale and then sample a scholarly stout that's definitely honour roll- it's Wychwood's Diceman. Cheers!

S2E1: St. Patrick’s Day Special- Hop House 13 Irish Lager and Guinness Foreign Extra Stout

The boys are black in town ! We couldn't resist...after our award-winning pairing from last season of two of the best Ireland has to offer we're here again with a Dublin double to drive even Oscar wild. Yes, the premiere of Season 2 has landed and it's strictly an amber tie event but please, no puking on the red carpet- I've only just had it dry cleaned.

Up tonight: We get hip with Guinness's Hop House 13 then embrace the bold and the beautiful with a sampling of their Foreign Extra Stout. Cheers!

S1E7: Guinness Original Extra Stout and Guinness West Indies Porter

The Lager Logs is back with another night of brewski-induced insanity. One flew over the cuckoo’s nest ? Try two stumbled into a blue tit’s auditorium. Man, this all-female version of the Blue Man Group rules !

We have an all black line-up this evening but hold your tears- the reports of our death have been greatly exaggerated...we’re back from beyond the grave and ready to party ! In all seriousness, that whole death scare thing got me thinking about my will...does Stew get 25 percent of my bottle cap collection or 30 ? It’s one to mull over.

Up tonight: We’re the Boys on the Blackstuff- Irish eyes will indeed be smiling (jeez, is this what double vision feels like? I need to take smaller sips) as this evening we’re sampling Guinness Original Extra Stout and Guinness West Indies Porter. Cheers!