EP 119 – Zack & Miri Make A Porno (2009)

Miri: Nobody wants to see us fuck, Zack!
Zack: EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY fuck. I hate Rosie O’Donell, but if somebody said “I got a tape of Rosie O’Donell getting fucked stupid” I’d be like “Why the fuck aren’t we watching that right now?”

EP 118 – Your Highness (2011)

My path has been unstable, but my conviction is born to damn the fuckers who doubted me. To lessen the assholes who tested me. To right what is wrong, to restore faith that has long been lost, and to rise to great heights even beyond my own legend as a Great Cocksmith, Master Pintsman, and stunningly handsome Prince of Light in these dark Dark Ages!

EP 117 – X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

Always the same, and now all this. No more stones. No more spears. No more slings. No more swords. No more weapons! No more systems! No more! No more superpowers… So much faith in their tools, in their machines. You can fire your arrows from the Tower of Babel, but you can never strike god!

EP 116 – Wayne’s World (1992)

You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body…

Extended Cut (64 minutes): https://www.patreon.com/posts/extended-cut-ep-6925916

EP 115 – V/H/S (2012)

Hey there, feller. This here’s Pappy, and it must be your lucky day ’cause I have some words of wisdom just for you. Listen up, now, you hear? A closed mouth gathers no foot! Yep, yep. That’s right. It’s a whole lot better to say just a little bit than to say too much and wish you hadn’t. You know what I’m saying? Now, don’t you be a stranger. I got lots more to say to you.

For a extended cut of the podcast (88 minutes); https://www.patreon.com/posts/fas115-v-h-s-cut-6901075

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